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The cover of a roleplaying guidebook The Jihad to Destroy Barney (2006) depicts anti-Barney humor in the 1990s.

Anti-Barney sense of humor is a form of humor that targets the main grapheme Barney the Dinosaur from the children's television serial Barney & Friends and singles out the bear witness for criticism.

In University of Chicago professor West. J. T. Mitchell's book The Last Dinosaur Book: The Life and Times of a Cultural Icon, he notes that the program is often a target for parody and negative attacks by children of various ages, adolescents, and adults in the United states and elsewhere; the notion given that the show is "saccharine", "tiresome", "annoying", "sugary", "unsafe" or "uneducational". For comparison, other popular children'due south characters such as Thomas the Tank Engine, Dora the Explorer, Bert and Ernie, Elmo, Bali, Peppa Grunter, and the Teletubbies accept been subject to subversive adult humor; in Barney's case, however, the humor has typically been far more night and in a more than brutal and hostile nature toward Barney.

History

Barney and Friends first aired in 1992, gaining popularity among viewers nether the historic period of four, merely also garnering disapproval by nigh older children and young adults, who criticized it for being "saccharine", "sunshine-and-flowers", and "ane-dimensional".^[one] University of Chicago professor West. J. T. Mitchell noted that:

"Barney is on the receiving end of more than hostility than just near whatsoever other popular cultural icon I can call back of. Parents admit to a cordial dislike of the saccharine saurian, and no self-respecting second-grader will admit to liking Barney."^[i]

These children were among the first to practise anti-Barney humor, and were given an entire affiliate of the 1995 book Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts: The Subversive Folklore of Childhood. ^[2]

Eventually, adults began to contribute to the anti-Barney humor, including some parents and celebrities. Many families at present refuse to picket the show because of its supposed "one-dimensionality" and "lack of educational value", and several YouTube videos have costly dolls of the character being destroyed in various ways, including being burnt, destroyed by small explosions, being shot past many weapons using tannerite or beingness run over by vehicles.

Sources of hostility include episodes where Barney and the other characters practise potentially harmful acts such as lying, adulterous, stealing (with no punishment or scolding from the purple dinosaur), and catching stinging insects.^[3] Other reasons cited for the hostility as well include the purple dinosaur's vox (described by many parents as "dopey"), lack of varied facial expressions other than a toothy smile, and personality (described as being "self-centered"), as well as how the children in the serial interact with the dinosaur characters.^{[4] [5]}

In Barney vs. The San Diego Chicken, Ted Giannoulas stated

[...] "Perhaps the most insightful criticism regarding Barney is that his shows do non assist children in learning to deal with negative feelings and emotions. Every bit i commentator puts it, the real danger from Barney is denial: the refusal to recognize the existence of unpleasant realities. For forth with his steady diet of giggles and unconditional honey, Barney offers our children a one-dimensional world where anybody must be happy and everything must exist resolved right abroad." ^[6]

Additionally, the evidence was ranked number fifty on Television set Guide 's List of the l Worst Tv set Shows of All Time.^[seven]

Examples

Barkley vs. Barney

Charles Barkley was the guest host of Saturday Dark Live on September 25, 1993, and performed a skit that parodied his Godzilla-themed Nike commercial past facing off against Barney in a one-on-one matchup.^{[8] [ix]}

"Baloney and Kids"

The animated series Animaniacs produced a satirical episode in which the Warner siblings face "Distortion", an orangish dinosaur meant to exist a parody of Barney. The entire episode is defended to lampooning the series, likewise as PBS for airing it (the introduction promotes the bear witness as part of the "SBS (Stupid Broadcasting Service)" while the voice-over says, "Baloney and Kids is brought to you by this station and other stations that lack clever programming."). The Warners try various methods to become rid of Baloney (including dropping anvils on his head; after the second time Baloney says, "Allow's do that once more!"), but only escape when the show runs out of time, at which point they also take with them three extremely desperate adult members of the regular crew (including How-do-you-do Nurse).^[x]

"Georgie Must Die"

The sitcom Dinosaurs similarly produced a satirical episode, featuring "Georgie", another Barney parody that is an orange hippo, who is idolized by Baby Sinclair, much to the irritation of his siblings and his father, Earl Sinclair. In the episode, Baby Sinclair is enjoying watching a videotape featuring Georgie singing his song, "I Hug You" (a thinly veiled parody of Barney'south famous "I Love You, You lot Love Me" song). Before long, the singing enrages Earl until he finally removes the record and breaks it into pieces, prompting a tantrum from Baby. To make upward for this, Earl has to have Baby to Georgie, who is making a alive appearance at the nearby mall. Withal, Earl refuses to exercise and then upon seeing the long line of Georgie's fans, prompting another tantrum from Babe. Desperate to cheer up Infant, Earl dons a costume and imitates Georgie to cease Baby'due south cries. Unfortunately, this gets Earl arrested for copyright infringement by Georgie's people and is thrown in jail. While in jail, Earl is visited by Georgie himself, who reveals his intentions to assert his brand on the children and profit from the marketing and merchandising.

Earl escapes with the help of Jean-Claude and Brigitte, members of the Parents' Resistance who meet Georgie for what he truly is: a money-grabbing, tax-evading fraud. With help from his friend and co-worker, Roy Hess, Earl sneaks into Georgie'southward studio, knocks Georgie out, and goes on TV disguised as Georgie in an attempt to reveal the hippo's intentions. Yet, before long, the real Georgie comes on phase, and an on-screen brawl ensues between him and Earl. During the fight, Roy finds himself standing before the camera and begins entertaining the studio audience by singing Brick Firm. The fight culminates with Earl pinning Georgie confronting a wall, and just as the sometime readies to punch out the latter, the latter says "Y'all wouldn't punch out the most dear character on children's Television receiver..." Earl and then looks to the camera and says, "This is for all y'all parents at home!" before delivering a final blow to the hippo. At the terminate of the episode, information technology is reported that Georgie had been arrested for racketeering and tax evasion.^[11]

Music and related video

One of the get-go well known anti-Barney songs was Tony Mason's^[12] "Barney'due south on Burn down" (frequently miscredited to "Weird Al" Yankovic, who denied writing the song).^[13] Although Yankovic did not write "Barney's on Fire", he did mention Barney in the lyrics of the parody song "Jurassic Park" ("...I'm afraid those things'll impairment me / 'Crusade they sure don't human action like Barney..."). The music video for "Jurassic Park" also includes Barney'due south head being bitten off by a Tyrannosaurus, who later coughs up the caput after receiving the Heimlich maneuver from a Brontosaurus. Comedian Stephen Lynch has gained fame from his "Evil Barney Coach Commuter" and "Evil Barney Babysitter" sound skits (among others), which he did for Opie and Anthony in 1997 and which take been commonly posted on the Net.^{[ citation needed ]}

An online video created by Ryan Steinhardt in 1998 combines clips from Barney and Friends with the 2Pac unmarried "Hit 'Em Upwards", designed to give the viewer the impression that Barney and the other characters from the show are rapping. The humor is based on the juxtaposition of the actual song'south heavy use of profanity and violent content, as opposed to the regular lessons and content on Barney and Friends.^{[fourteen] [15]}

The blithe Television receiver series Garfield and Friends parodied Barney in the episode "The Beast from Beyond".

Impress media

A pocket-sized Italian comic volume imprint, Parody Press (an banner of Eternity Comics), released an anthology comic book entitled Impale Barny [sic] in 1994, a collection of short stories and i-page strips depicting the expiry of the majestic dinosaur.^[16] Several months afterward, another issue was released under the name Kill Barny Over again!, reprinting most of Impale Barny but with some new material pages and a new embrace.^[17]

The Mad Mag fold-in for issue #328 asked, "What Single Goal Has Brought Agreement And Unity Amongst Vastly Dissimilar Groups?" and the paradigm, which featured pairs of reverse people proclaiming their support for the respond, folded into a dead Barney with the word "extinct" on information technology, and the caption and so read "Death to Barney."

A 1994 FoxTrot comic strip features ten-year-old Jason writing a letter to PBS telling them that Barney should be eating the kids after he saw Jurassic Park, to which his friend Marcus says he would scout the show if that happened.^[18]

In May 1994, Michael Viner published a book called Terminal Leave For Barney. It consists of unlike means to kill the character, more often than not with crude sense of humour. The book received mixed reviews.

The science humor magazine Annals of Improbable Research published, in its 1995 Jan and Feb effect, a taxonomical article entitled The Taxonomy of Barney that included 10-rays of the character's skeleton.^[19]

Film

The closing scene of the 1998 film Mafia! depicts an assassin, Nick "The Eskimo" Molinaro, fatally stabbing a purple Barney-like dinosaur (who is seen eagerly watching pornography in his apartment) with a harpoon. The endmost credits note that a shrine was built in Molinaro's honor, visited past millions of grateful parents for doing "the one deed to benefit all mankind."

The 2002 film Death to Smoochy loosely parodies anti-Barney sense of humor. The film features disgraced former children'due south star "Rainbow Randolph" (portrayed by Robin Williams) as he tries to sabotage the Barney-like character that replaced him, a purple rhinoceros named Smoochy (portrayed by Edward Norton), and afterward the efforts of the Irish Mob to impale Smoochy. At one point, Smoochy'southward resemblance to Barney is acknowledged when Randolph refers to him as "Bastard son of Barney" in the film's final act.^{[ citation needed ]}

Internet fiction

Several works of brusk fiction have revolved effectually not only killing Barney just portraying him as a demonic forcefulness to be defeated in an ballsy tale of good versus evil,^[20] including a serial of brusque stories written by Brian Bull, such as the Day of The Barney trilogy virtually ii children who fight the purple dinosaur and free hordes of children from his demonic control,^[20] and Batman versus Barney.^[21]

Some other YouTube video shows Elmo singing his "Elmo'due south World" vocal while Barney the Dinosaur sings his "I love you" vocal. As a result of Elmo'south detest for Barney'due south singing, he shoots him with a shotgun or pistol and afterwards swears at the dead Barney.^{[22] [23] [24]}

One rumor proposed that Barney was based on a 1930s serial killer. The rumor was confirmed every bit imitation by Snopes.^[25] Another false rumor claimed that the Purple dinosaur children's host Barney had cocaine subconscious in his tail and would frequently utilise profanity with the child actors on the bear witness.^[26]

Jihad

The Jihad to Destroy Barney is a fictional jihad that sees itself in the ultimate boxing against Barney (spelled B'harne therein) and his followers. It is described every bit "a heterogeneous arrangement of people on the Net dedicated to defamation, humiliation, eradication, killing, and removal of Barney the Purple Dinosaur of the television prove Barney & Friends from the airwaves and from every human'southward life." ^{[27] [28]} B'harne is depicted as a purple, scaly cadger-similar demon with sharp talons, long teeth and glowing evil red eyes.

References to a Barney "Jihad" were found on Barney-related Usenet newsgroups as early equally 1993.^[29] The website itself was agile equally of 1995.^{[thirty] [31]} Furthermore, Douglass Streusand, a professor of Islamic history at Marine Corps Staff Higher in Virginia, discovered that the commencement entry of an Internet search on the term "jihad" referred to Barney.^[32]

"Barney = 666" joke

I of the nearly widely distributed works of anti-Barney humor appeared in the 2001 volume Science Askew, which determined that a phrase describing Barney contained a chronogram of the Volume of Revelation's Number of the Beast, 666.^[33] Below is the formula of the equation:

1. The character of Barney is well-described as a "beautiful majestic dinosaur".
2. The book points out how the sometime Latin alphabet used the letter V in place of U.
3. Therefore the above phrase is modified to "cvte pvrple dinosavr".
4. Letters that practise non represent Roman numerals are removed, leaving: "c v v l d i 5"
5. When the remaining numbers 100, 5, 5, l, 500, i, and 5 are added, the consequence is 666, the Number of the Brute.^[33]
6. This also works with "lovable purple dinosaur". This gives the messages "l v l v fifty d i v", which in turn gives 50, 5, fifty, 5, 50, 500, 1, and v, which as well adds up to 666.

Computer games

• The game Wolfenstein 3D by id Software was modded to replace boss characters with Barney. Because these changes were subversive (the original source code had to exist replaced for the modernistic to accept outcome), the developers separated media information from the main program when developing Doom. These were known equally WADs, for "Where'due south All the Information".^[34] This was modded to feature Barney as i of the enemy targets.^[35]
• A computer game was released for Macintosh entitled Barney Carnage.^[36] I of the bosses in Monster Madness: Battle for Bourgeoisie is a monstrous Barney parody named Mr. Huggles, who attacks by singing and attempting to hug unwilling pedestrians. Subsequently fighting him, his suit comes off, revealing a more cruel Jabba the Hutt-similar being.
• In the fighting game 1000.U.G.E.N, several fan-made characters of Barney exist, and are made to be deliberately weak and so players can watch other characters, such as Godzilla, fight and defeat him effortlessly.^[37]
• John Dondzila wrote a homebrew game for the ColecoVision in 1996 which involved killing Barney. Chosen Purple Dinosaur Massacre, it was originally written for gaining sprite programming experience on the ColecoVision, simply was released to the web via ClassicGaming.com in 1997 and gained some popularity amidst the readers of the website.^[38]
• The Animaniacs spoof, Baloney, was featured in the PC game Animaniacs Game Pack, which featured a game called "Baloney'due south Balloon Bop", a Breakout-style game in which Yakko bounces from a trampoline held past Wakko and Dot, popping rows of balloons to a higher place. The player must move the latter two Warners to take hold of Yakko as he descends to prevent him from existence defenseless by Baloney, who moves from side to side below. Some balloons carry anvils that, in one case popped, drib and crush Baloney if he is below them, temporarily stunning him. Some balloons comprise power-ups that, among other things, can plow Yakko into a fireball which would reduce Baloney to ashes when touched.^{[ commendation needed ]}

Legal issues

Lyons Partnership, owners of the intellectual belongings rights to Barney & Friends, claimed that some Barney spoofs that employed photos of the graphic symbol or parody audio files represented trademark and copyright infringement. Lyons' lawyers subsequently demanded that such material be removed from the Net. Some site owners complied after such threats,^{[39] [40] [41]} simply American law establishes parody as a off-white utilise defense against such infringement claims.^{[ citation needed ]}

Barney vs. The San Diego Chicken

In 1994, comedy sketches of The San Diego Chicken during professional sporting events began to include scenes of the Craven beating up a dinosaur character. Lyons Partnership began sending messages to Ted Giannoulas, who portrays the Chicken, demanding that he cease the alleged violation of Lyons' rights on the Barney character.^{[ commendation needed ]}

These threats did not stop the mock battles betwixt the Chicken and Barney. On eight October 1997, Lyons filed a lawsuit in Fort Worth, Texas federal district courtroom against Giannoulas, claiming copyright and trademark infringement and farther claiming that such performances would misfile children. In his example, Giannoulas cited that the royal dino was a "symbol of what is wrong with our society--a homage, if you will, to all the inane, bland platitudes that nosotros readily accept and thrust unthinkingly upon our children", that his qualities are "insipid and corny", and that he also explains that, in an commodity posted in a 1997 issue of The New Yorker, he argues that at least some perceive Barney equally a "pot-bellied," "sloppily fat" dinosaur who "giggle[south] compulsively in a tone of unequaled feeble-mindedness" and "jiggles his lumpish torso similar an overripe eggplant." This courtroom agreed with Giannoulas, and ruled against Lyons on 29 July 1998, declaring the sketches to be a parody that did non borrow on the rights of the character that Lyons created.^{[42] [43]}

Lyons appealed this ruling to the Fifth Excursion Court of Appeals, but again lost their case to Giannoulas on July 7, 1999.^[44]

Barney vs. EFF

The Electronic Frontier Foundation hosted online athenaeum from the Figurer Clandestine Digest that contained Barney parody fabric. In 2001, Gibney, Anthony & Flaherty, LLP, lawyers for Lyons Partnership, issued a threat alphabetic character to EFF challenge infringement of the Barney character. EFF strongly defended itself against these claims citing the established defence of parody, backed by United States Kickoff Amendment protections.^[45]

As of 29 November 2006^[update], the EFF successfully defended an anti-Barney website from a lawsuit. An commodity in British publication The Register applauded the victory.^[46]

Barney vs. CyberCheeze

Around 2001, Olympia, Washington-based comedy website CyberCheeze^[47] posted a work entitled "150 Ways to Impale the Purple Dinosaur." Lyons threatened legal action in response, and CyberCheeze replied on their site that the threat was "about equally intellectual equally the purple quivering mass of gyrating goo you call Barney, only that information technology also is demeaning to anybody that visits our website and reads this worthless effort and scare tactic." ^{[48] [49]}

Encounter too

• Mr Blobby, an ofttimes-derided British character from the aforementioned time frame
• Martin Pistorius, a child with locked-in syndrome who could non move or communicate for 12 years. He partially credits his antagonistic thoughts towards Barney (which were played as re-runs where he was staying) as helping him recover from his vegetative state.^[50]

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2. ^ Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts: The Subversive Folklore of Childhood, by Josepha Sherman and T.Chiliad.F. Weisskopf, ISBN 0-87483-444-ix (run into "The Greenish Man Review entry". Archived from the original on March 12, 2001. Retrieved September ii, 2016. )
3. ^ [1] Bellinghausen, Alex. Barney: The Bodyguard. Jihad.internet non-fiction athenaeum.
4. ^ Larson, Grig. "Why Nosotros Hate Barney". Punkadyne Labs. Retrieved 2008-09-14 .
5. ^ The Jihad to Destroy Barney (13 October 1993). "The Official FAQ of the Jihad to Destroy Barney the Purple Dinosaur v3.03 (Jihad FAQ, Role 5)". Newsgroup: alt.barney.dinosaur.dice.die.dice. Usenet: 12OCT199323305949@ctrvx1.vanderbilt.edu.
6. ^ Lyons Partnership v. Ted Giannoulas, 179 F.3d 384, 386 (5th Cir. 1999), citing Chava Willig Levy, "The Bad News About Barney", Parents, February. 1994, at 191-92 (136-39).
7. ^ CBS News: Television Guide'southward 50 Worst Boob tube Shows
8. ^ Pete McEntegart, "The x Spot", Sports Illustrated 10 July 2005
9. ^ Video on YouTube
10. ^ Directors: Michael Gerard and Dave Marshall Writer: Peter Hastings (1994-05-02). "Baloney and Kids". Animaniacs. Season 1. Episode 61. Play a joke on Kids.
11. ^ Dinosaurs (Television production). Flavor 4, Episode 14. October 19, 1994.
12. ^ tonymason.com...For the record...WEIRD AL DID NOT WRITE OR PERFORM Barney's On Fire!!!! I, TONY MASON DID, Back IN 1993...
13. ^ "Weird Al Yankovic | Heed and Stream Free Music, Albums, New Releases, Photos, Videos". Myspace.
14. ^ Steinhardt, Ryan (1998). "Barney Shakur". MySpace. Archived from the original on 2012-07-21. Retrieved 2008-08-10 .
15. ^ "Site Map: A little entertainment". Daddy Designs. Archived from the original on 1 August 2008. Retrieved 2008-08-10 .
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17. ^ "Kill Barny Once again, 1st edition" (in Italian). Archived from the original on 2013-02-eighteen. Retrieved 2008-09-14 .
18. ^ "Wildly FoxTrot: A FoxTrot Treasury – Client Reviews".
19. ^ Theriot, Edward C. (January–February 1995). "The Taxonomy of Barney". Annals of Improbable Research. Retrieved 2007-06-09 .
20. ^ ^{a b} "The Non-Jihad Story Collection". The Jihad to Destroy Barney. Retrieved 2008-08-10 . Includes works by Brian Bull.
21. ^ "BATMAN vs. BARNEY Pt.1". May 11, 2000. Archived from the original on May 11, 2000.
22. ^ "Elmo kills Barney". YouTube. Archived from the original on 2021-12-13. This is i example of the "Elmo kills Barney" videos. Retrieved on 6th Feb 2015.
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25. ^ "FALSE: 'Barney' Was Based on a 1930s Serial Killer". Snopes.com . Retrieved 2021-07-23 .
26. ^ "Barney Rumors". Snopes.com . Retrieved 2021-07-23 .
27. ^ Hann, Michael (21 May 2003). "No, not the Barney song!". The Guardian. Archived from the original on xvi September 2008. Retrieved 2008-08-03 .
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32. ^ Raz, Guy (30 October 2006). "The War on the Word 'Jihad'". All Things Considered. National Public Radio. Retrieved 2008-09-xiv .
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34. ^ Kushner, David (2004). Masters of Doom: How Two Guys Created an Empire and Transformed Pop Culture. Random House Trade Paperbacks. ISBN9780812972153.
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37. ^ Video on YouTube
38. ^ "ColecoVision.dk Homebrew Section Presents: John Dondzila". colecovision.dk . Retrieved 23 Apr 2015.
39. ^ "Barney Dies- Real Audio, .wav and .au files! People desire to sue me for my Barney sound files!". www.gargaro.com.
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43. ^ "E! Online: Celeb Courthouse". Archived from the original on 1998-01-29. Retrieved 2016-10-15 . {{cite web}}: CS1 maint: bot: original URL status unknown (link) "Barney the Dinosaur v. the Famous San Diego Chicken".
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46. ^ (2006-eleven-29). "EFF defeats Barney the Dinosaur". The Register.
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48. ^ at 16:56, Tim Richardson 22 Jun 2001. "Barney barney makes dino outfit purple with rage". world wide web.theregister.co.uk.
49. ^ Wired News: "Lawyers: Proceed Barney Pure", includes reference to the EFF state of affairs.
50. ^ Holley, Peter (January 13, 2015). "Meet the human who spent 12 years trapped within his trunk watching 'Barney' reruns". The Washington Post. "I cannot even express to you lot how much I hated Barney," Martin told NPR during the offset episode of a new program on human behavior, "Invisibilia." ...
    His recovery began with Barney, the large purple dinosaur he was forced to watch on loop at the special care eye where he spent his days, co-ordinate to NPR. Pistorius decided he'd had enough and dedicated his thoughts to something that offered some modicum of command over his reality, such every bit telling time past tracking sunlight in a room.

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